I thought I would bring a bit of humor to the group. At least in my opinion.
The set up:
The weather is rather nasty, and my son is bound and determined (traversing 100 miles one way) to go bow hunting on the farm in the morning.
My response to his notice that he was going anyway:
"It is going to be nastier than Ashley Judd's vagina because of the rain."
A certainly accurate description, if you ask me!