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    Default Bill Cosby for President

    Bill Cosby has a great way of distilling things. Looks like he's
    done it again!



    I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

    HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

    (1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the
    official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

    (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture
    to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We
    will use the 'Wal-Mart ' policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need
    it.'

    (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax
    on it.

    (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one
    of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour).
    They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

    (5) Social security will immediately return to its original
    state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The
    president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

    (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of
    the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and
    a passing grade.

    (7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check
    positive you're banned for life.

    (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you
    steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If
    convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you
    chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

    (9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat.
    A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

    (10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will
    immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt
    and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world,
    we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund,
    and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

    (11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school
    and every day in Congress.

    (12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate
    ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

    Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes

    GOD BLESS AMERICA .

    Bill Cosby

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    That is awesome.

    Should have the "Snopes Report" any second here.
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    Tommy please remove all Jimsplace quotes from your sig and don't put more back. He doesn't like it and it is against the rules. Thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thatguy View Post
    That is awesome.

    Should have the "Snopes Report" any second here.


    Yeah, I doubt that he said it.

    But someone did say this:



    Did You Know ...

    That the words race car spelled backward still spells race car.

    That eat is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and
    move it to the last it spells it's past tense: ate.

    And

    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants"
    and add just a few more letters it spells out:

    Fu*k off and go home you free-loading benefit grabbing kid producing
    violent non-English speaking cocksuckers and take those hairy faced
    sandal wearing bomb making goat ****ing smelly rag head bastards
    with you."

    How weird is that?


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    he's got my vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeper CP View Post


    Yeah, I doubt that he said it.

    But someone did say this:



    Did You Know ...

    That the words race car spelled backward still spells race car.

    That eat is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and
    move it to the last it spells it's past tense: ate.

    And

    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants"
    and add just a few more letters it spells out:

    Fu*k off and go home you free-loading benefit grabbing kid producing
    violent non-English speaking cocksuckers and take those hairy faced
    sandal wearing bomb making goat ****ing smelly rag head bastards
    with you."

    How weird is that?


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    Your right Jon, it does spell that!
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    Tommy please remove all Jimsplace quotes from your sig and don't put more back. He doesn't like it and it is against the rules. Thank you.
    "So as through a glass, and darkly
    The age long strife I see
    Where I fought in many guises,
    Many names, but always me."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeper CP View Post


    Yeah, I doubt that he said it.

    But someone did say this:



    Did You Know ...

    That the words race car spelled backward still spells race car.

    That eat is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and
    move it to the last it spells it's past tense: ate.

    And

    Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants"
    and add just a few more letters it spells out:

    Fu*k off and go home you free-loading benefit grabbing kid producing
    violent non-English speaking cocksuckers and take those hairy faced
    sandal wearing bomb making goat ****ing smelly rag head bastards
    with you."

    How weird is that?


    S CP

    that's funny... took me till now to make the connection... thanks for pointing that out on the last one... thanks for the laugh

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    Hold on there....Cosby is a black man. The left's mantra is that all white males that don't believe as they do are racists.....so what is it? Have any of you not heard what the idiots on MSNBC are calling us?

    They do not know that I was supporting Colon Powell after the gulf war for higher office before he sold out his beliefs to support the current President because of only on thing, race!


    "On every question of construction (of the Constitution) let us carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning may be squeezed out of the text, or invent against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed."
    Thomas Jefferson letter to Justice William Johnson, June 12, 1823

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    And now Colin has changed his mind, a little thing the left-media seems to have forgotten to cover....
    It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. -William G. McAdoo, lawyer and politician (1863-1941)

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    Quote Originally Posted by hkunz View Post
    And now Colin has changed his mind, a little thing the left-media seems to have forgotten to cover....
    I don't give a shit what Powell does or thinks. he lost my respect when he lied to the UN for bu$h's illegal war of choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catmando View Post
    I don't give a shit what Powell does or thinks. he lost my respect when he lied to the UN for bu$h's illegal war of choice.
    He lost my respect when he jumped on the O bandwagon in a clearly race based move.

    BTW, it is a little late in the day to be Bush bashing.
    Your boy has wrecked far more in 6+ months than even I thought possible.
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    Tommy please remove all Jimsplace quotes from your sig and don't put more back. He doesn't like it and it is against the rules. Thank you.
    "So as through a glass, and darkly
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    Many names, but always me."

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    Catdouche post, thread gets moved.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by catmando View Post
    I don't give a shit what Powell does or thinks. he lost my respect when he lied to the UN for bu$h's illegal war of choice.
    Listed are quotes from your liberal congress persons on the record stating the same thin Bush, Powell, Blair, CIA, MI6 and every other recognized leading country and intelligence agency.

    You are stupid catpoo....say what you believe yet ignore what Clinton, Pelosi, and Kerry have said. Believe their lies today and their cowardly retreat in their initial statments...that why we look weak in other counties minds......No conviction and backbone by your liberal leader!

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/wmdquotes.asp

    here are a couple that check true!

    "If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program." Ex-President Clinton, Feb. 17, 1998

    "[W]e urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs." Letter to President Clinton, signed by Senators Carl Levin, Tom Daschle, John Kerry, and others Oct. 9, 1998


    "We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country." Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002
    "We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction." Sen. Ted Kennedy (D, MA), Sept. 27, 2002

    "Without question, we need to disarm Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal, murderous dictator, leading an oppressive regime. He presents a particularly grievous threat because he is so consistently prone to miscalculation. And now he is miscalculating America's response to his continued deceit and his consistent grasp for weapons of mass destruction. So the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real." Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Jan. 23. 2003

    That is a pretty absolute statment don't you think catpoo?

    "On every question of construction (of the Constitution) let us carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning may be squeezed out of the text, or invent against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed."
    Thomas Jefferson letter to Justice William Johnson, June 12, 1823

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    Don't confuse him with facts, Catmandope couldn't have a clear thought if it hit him in the head. If revolution starts(which would be unfortunate)hopefully he and his kind will be the first to go down.

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