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    Default Are you a dem.,rep.,or a redneck?

    This has been around before,






























    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide.


    The answer can be found by posing the following question:







    You're walking down a
    deserted street with your wife
    and
    two small children.
    Suddenly, an Islamic
    Terrorist with a huge knife
    comes
    around the corner, locks eyes with you,
    screams obscenities, praises
    Allah, raises the
    knife, and charges at you.


    You are carrying a
    Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.


    You have mere seconds
    before he reaches you and your family.
    What do you do?


    ........... ......... .......... ......... .......... ... ........


    THINK CAREFULLY AND
    THEN SCROLL DOWN:




    Democrat's Answer :


    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    Does
    the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that
    would inspire
    him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife
    think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
    and knock
    the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about
    this situation?
    Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
    of message
    does this send to society and to my children?
    Is it possible he'd be
    happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
    he be
    content just to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold
    on, could my
    family get away while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call
    9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have
    paint and weed day and
    make this happier, healthier street that
    would
    discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing! I need to
    debate this with
    some friends for few days and try to come to a
    consensus.


    .. ............ . ......... ......... ........ ......... ...... ..........



    Republican's
    Answer:


    BANG!


    ............ ......... ........ ............ ......... .. ............. . ......... ......... ........ ......... ..... ..........


    Redneck's Answer:


    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
    BANG !
    Click... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click
    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
    the Winchester
    Silver Tips or Hydrashocks? ! '
    Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
    Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

































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    I guess I'm an Independent Redneck.

    But, the Dems. reasoning process is being infused in our children.

    Brings to mind the PTA meeting I went to in the 70's. A hypethetical situation was presented involving a group of three grammer school children walking home after school. Two bully kids attack and start beating on one of three kids. What would you advise the other two kids?

    A. Help defend your friend being attacked.
    B. Run away, and seek help.

    Of course, you know what was advised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Shelfo Sr. View Post
    I guess I'm an Independent Redneck.

    But, the Dems. reasoning process is being infused in our children.

    Brings to mind the PTA meeting I went to in the 70's. A hypethetical situation was presented involving a group of three grammer school children walking home after school. Two bully kids attack and start beating on one of three kids. What would you advise the other two kids?

    A. Help defend your friend being attacked.
    B. Run away, and seek help.

    Of course, you know what was advised.
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    You Sir,are not alone...As for the ? above,I would have to say..........
    C. Pick up 2 foot stick of 1/2 inch rebar from roadside and begin to convince two said bullys to be more compasionate and understanding members of society.......

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    Republican with strong Redneck tendancies.

    I have already answered, to my satisfaction, all the liberal questions, so no need to review them in a time of crisis.

    IDPA match tonight, just finished loading 1,000 .45acp LSWC to carry my competition shooting till New Years.
    Will load up a new 100 round batch of 230gr Hornady XTP's for "Oh darnit" use as soon as the brass is nicely polished. 1044 fps, still have about 50 left from a decade ago (I throw a few in competition on occasion, just because).
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    OBAMA: Some people deserve this.
    The rest of us are being dragged along kicking and screaming.

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    That is totally unrealistic, the democrat would drop to his knees, unzip the terrorist's fly start gobbling then turn around and offer his arse up to the muslim in supplication.
    "Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though" President Barack Obama.

    Liberals just chose to ignore relevant information about the world they live in, and then call themselves sophisticated for having chosen to be more stupid than God made them.

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    My location should answer the question.
    "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life"

    - - Robert A. Heinlein

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    BANG BANG
    check his pulse if one
    BANG BANG

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    Stumbled accross this little jewel on this topic elsewhere:
    Congressman Dick Armey after the Monica Lewinsky affair, explaining how his wife would have reacted:
    “I would be looking up from a pool of blood, hearing my wife say, ‘How do I reload this thing?’"
    "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
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    OBAMA: Some people deserve this.
    The rest of us are being dragged along kicking and screaming.

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    Another round of Virgins on me.......
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    My name sais it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Texan View Post
    Another round of Virgins on me.......
    NICE

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    Quote Originally Posted by 500BBC View Post
    That is totally unrealistic, the democrat would drop to his knees, unzip the terrorist's fly start gobbling then turn around and offer his arse up to the muslim in supplication.
    I can appreciate the way you and 75TX handle the precious china with a fockin sledge hammer....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SR View Post
    I can appreciate the way you and 75TX handle the precious china with a fockin sledge hammer....
    For every china shop, there is a bull.
    We seem to be "blessed" with 2 of them (bulls).
    "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
    H.L. Mencken

    OBAMA: Some people deserve this.
    The rest of us are being dragged along kicking and screaming.

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