in the woods and get seperated.. After hours of searching, one blonde sees her friend on the other side of a small river and calls out "how do I get to the other side?" Her friend responds 'you are on the other side!"
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind . Today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.