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  1. Good ol' Lil Johnny

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    The BEST Little Johnny joke I have ever heard! The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales...
  2. Regarding 42johnny and parts

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    Im not gonna get into any specifics (he is ok) ...he mailed back a refund yesterday and the tunnelram a week ago to the guy back east ..which guy posted he did,...everybodys parts r there( johnnys) house which im going to go pick up monday morning.......then i will get them shipped back to...
  3. Great Polishing Job 42 Johnny

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    Thx Big Time Johnny, My parts came out awesome, Any one needs polishing done 42 Johnny is the man. My parts came out Bitchin . And he even beat Romieros price here in town. Top quality work. Sorry bout the crappy pics , they dont do them justice. Cant wait to get them clear powdercoated . Now...
  4. Johnny Cashless sings about "O"

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  5. Little Johnny

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    Little Johnny The teacher said, Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty , or give me Death"?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said. "Very...
  6. Johnny Cash fans

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    if you're one, listen to this- http://www.katu.com/home/video/11944831.html?video=pop&t=a
  7. Little Johnny

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    Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no...
  8. Little Johnny meets Hillary Clinton

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    Hillary Clinton, the Presidential Democratic Party candidate is for banning all guns in America. She is considered by those who have dealt with her as a little more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent rural elementary school meeting in north Florida she asked the kids audience for...
  9. Johnny Mathis has...

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    still got it. Just got back from LV Hilton for Mathis Xmas Special. Damn he looks good for 72. Got the voice to go along with it. Cracked one time but was dead on rest of night. Gary Mule Deer was the comedic intermission. Best joke of the night: A guy swings by the barber and leans in the...
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