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  1. Political Rhetoric
    Obama said if he would have been running against Trump that he would have won..... :cuckoo: :dumb_ass: :lmao1: :lmao1: :lmao1: :lmao1: :lmao1: l):ame
  2. Delta Lunch Bunch ( dlb )
    Anyone up for it? OC and I will be launching at Disco around noon.
  3. GN7 On the Dyno
    So I'm putting my motor back together. Get to the last piston, and there's an extra top ring. Check all the installed pistons with a flashlight and feeler gauge. they all have a top ring. Maybe I put a center ring in the top spot and thought I was done. Pulled all the pistons, and they all...
  4. Political Rhetoric
    Got this in an email today, real or not? The Dick Act of 1909 - This is legit and no joke. > > Wonder who in Washington is supposed to keep up with all the laws that > have been passed (and ignored) throughout the years? > THE BILL was passed back in 1902 and grants full rights...
  5. Political Rhetoric
    So I withdrew from my 401k to be responsible and pay down some high interest debt. Because I did this, some of my write offs phase out. I now owe $700 federal $1600 state. I went ahead and pretended I didn't do this by deleting out the withdraw. In this case I would get back $400 feds and...
  6. PB Open Water
    It's hilari-ass to see life time thug Ray Lewis pray to god, When he is a walking murderer..!! Why doesn't everyone treat him like OJ..?? What P.O.S...!!!
  7. Political Rhetoric
    Good grief, Read this and please explain to Me how ANYTHING was settled?? Explain to Me how O can say a bipartisan agreement was reached that makes ANY difference in our debt/ deficit?? Explain to Me how any one of these overpaid idiots have settled ANYTHING of substance??? What the hell is...
  8. Political Rhetoric
    I'm watching/listening to CSPAN II covering the Senate... What a farce... The House has 434 members and can conduct a "vote" in 5 minutes using "electronic devices"... The fucking dysfunctional Senate has less than 100 members and still conducts votes using a roll call... A clerk has to call...
  9. Political Rhetoric
    The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep...
  10. PB Open Water
    Got this one again today. I got some damn good old southern "Rednecks", friends, and some the best people to know. But this still crack's me up! And do NOT, think some truth the joke, aint someway real. When I went to Nam, late 60's, meet some the young, workhorse "farmboys", farthest was the...
  11. Political Rhetoric
    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell. While there, they spied a red phone and asked what the phone was for. The devil told them it was for calling back to Earth. Putin asked to call Russia and talked for 5 minutes. When he was finished, the devil informed...
  12. Political Rhetoric
    we waited a month for that re-play of a broken record. the only purpose of that crap is to have the GOP reject it so Obama can point his finger at the GOP during his reelection campaign telling his cast of sheep that it's all the GOP's fault. and this is who you Dim sheep support? he's a joke...
  13. Political Rhetoric
    Today the Obama group of imbeciles tells us not to expect the comprehensive plan to stimulate jobs and the economy but that he will focus on jobs only. That he will further elaborate later this year on housing, economy, etc. as he travels around to explain (campaigns) to the public. Now does...
  14. V-Drives
    Just pulled out my V Drive Regatta 2011 T shirt, the best yet, and took notice of the JET BOAT in the background. Am I seeing things? Is this for real? :)bulb
  15. PB Open Water
    A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death.. Can we take it with...
  16. PB Open Water
    An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine in here should I use, to impress that sweet young thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM in the...
  17. Political Rhetoric
    I've been listening to C span's coverage of the US Senate during the day. (I used to listen to FOX News, but they got deep into hyping the news, and quite frankly, just like any network news station with their "hype" as a reason to stay tuned through the 35-40 minutes of commercials per...
  18. PB Open Water
    Snow White & One Dwarf. The seven dwarfs always left to go to work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would preparetheir lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch...
  19. V-Drives
    I saw this pic on another site thought i would share it since it had a prop on it.
  20. Political Rhetoric
    For those that can take it. :|err :)hand
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