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  1. Delta Lunch Bunch ( dlb )
    Anyone up for it? OC and I will be launching at Disco around noon.
  2. GN7 On the Dyno
    So I'm putting my motor back together. Get to the last piston, and there's an extra top ring. Check all the installed pistons with a flashlight and feeler gauge. they all have a top ring. Maybe I put a center ring in the top spot and thought I was done. Pulled all the pistons, and they all...
  3. PB Open Water
    It's hilari-ass to see life time thug Ray Lewis pray to god, When he is a walking murderer..!! Why doesn't everyone treat him like OJ..?? What P.O.S...!!!
  4. PB Open Water
    Got this one again today. I got some damn good old southern "********", friends, and some the best people to know. But this still crack's me up! And do NOT, think some truth the joke, aint someway real. When I went to Nam, late 60's, meet some the young, workhorse "farmboys", farthest was the...
  5. V-Drives
    Just pulled out my V Drive Regatta 2011 T shirt, the best yet, and took notice of the JET BOAT in the background. Am I seeing things? Is this for real? :)bulb
  6. PB Open Water
    A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death.. Can we take it with...
  7. PB Open Water
    An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine in here should I use, to impress that sweet young thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM in the...
  8. PB Open Water
    Snow White & One Dwarf. The seven dwarfs always left to go to work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would preparetheir lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch...
  9. V-Drives
    I saw this pic on another site thought i would share it since it had a prop on it.
  10. PB Open Water
    Introducing Denny's Octo-Slam... In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal: the octo-slam, you get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.
  11. PB Open Water
    I know you'll all be thinking this is a scam but it's not! Nordic Boats will be having some well known NHRA drivers in our booth at different times during the week such as Ashley Force and Cory Mac etc. They'll be doing autographs and photos and we'll be giving away a 22' Nordic to some lucky...
  12. PB Open Water
    FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE...... Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially...
  13. PB Open Water
    After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one > > > evening. > > > Suddenly, she felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways > > > he hadn't in > > > quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started > > > at her neck, > > > then moved down past the small of her back...
  14. Gray Water Storage
    So tonight my nephew is over and typically bored so I tell him to go play with the puter. He tries to register into Shot Boat and is denied. I tell him it's because he's on my puter and Uncle Larry appears to be a cold-blooded-cock-sucker and I'm banned for life. Now, you all know that I don't...
  15. PB Open Water
    Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.' The white man faints and falls to the...
  16. PB Open Water
    Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could...
  17. PB Open Water
    So I get a joke email from a person at work that knows I go to the river but they're not river people so here it is.... Any familiar faces????:D:D Subject:Why Americans don't Immigrate Arab Countries -----Why Americans don't immigrate to Arab Countries THEIR CULTURE OUR CULTURE...
  18. PB Open Water
    SEX Sandles While on vacation a married couple walked into a shoe store. The Salesman said to them, 'I have some very special Jamaican sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex. Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed...
  19. PB Open Water
    at the la boat show i bought a subscription to the magazine and was wondering where it might be and while i am shopping at the store i see the april issue on the rack and stood there and read it,, thought to myself why am i reading something at the store i should be reading at home that i...
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