Did you know:
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was...
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Wow, I never knew...
This sounds like it would be an article from the Onion.
By Christine Kearney Fri Dec 21, 7:21 PM ET
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet...