Ok, this made me laugh out loud so I thought I'd share....
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87,
were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina, and asked...
The ant and the grasshopper
> This one is a little different...Two Different Versions!
> Two Different Morals!
> OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all
> summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for
> the winter.
> The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool...
Heres an question for ya..
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a...