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SHERIFF JOE would fix that problem in a matter of minutes

Not sure how much of this is true as it was a forwarded email but I like it anyway... :D ------------------------------------- SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN! You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well...

There will be a new Sheriff in town very shortly Yellow Boats Beware !!!More to come. ............................:D

I had the article from a day ago a San Bernardino Sheriff Deputy in Shit here in LHC over an incident at BJ`s bar an altercation happened earlier in the evening then ended outside where the Deputy beat another patron and when police arrived he was bleeding and unconscious out front of the...

Thats MR. KING to you!

I know I'm way off base here. Hope the humor is understood. I just love this movie.

I made a newbie mistake and started my engine and ideled away from the cliff with the girls on the hatch in the gorge and the po-po came right over. This is how it went after giving me the 411 on that little move. Cop: Have you been drinking today? Me: No I have had nothing but water today...

With a heavy heart, I therefore announce my retirement as Sheriff, effective today. Although this is one of the most difficult decisions I have ever made, my family, my staff and my lawyers all believe that this is the right time to take my retirement. This action will permit me to focus on...