My wife found this book on Amazon.com Has anyone seen this book before, maybe I'm just slow.

In this (or shall I say my) economy, diamonds are out. A card isn't enough. Roses & chocolates are overdone (but can you go wrong with 'em?). Adult toys and edible underwear are fun, but what's she gonna tell her mom you got her? So what else is there? Let's hear 'em....

February 12th to 16th.. Please have the temperature turned up and the wind turned down. Who is going to Havasu during this time?

I'd love to hear some possible captions for these; especially the ones that could also be perceived as NOT so friendly, after all. :)Unsure Happy Valentine's Day PB forum members. :)