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> Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Starkville,
> MS. and bought a mule for $100.
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> The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
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> The next morning the farmer drove up and said,"Sorry, fellows, I
> have some bad news, the mule died last night."
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> Curtis & Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back."
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> The farmer said,"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
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> They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
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> The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
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> Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
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> The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
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> Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's
> dead!"
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> A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at
> the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.
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> "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
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> They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
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> Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece
> and made a profit of $998."
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> The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
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> Curtis said,
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> "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two
> dollars back."
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> Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
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> They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.
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> Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms.
> One in office...
> One in prison...
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