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Happy New Year 2009

I want you guys to be the first of all my buddies that I wish to send
Happy New Year greetings...

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:

Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole
the election.
And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!

I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his inauguration, Obama
will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem,
solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem,
stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes,
stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the
Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and
achieve world peace . Then on the 7th day, He will rest.

2009 will be a better year. Reality
 

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Happy New Year 2009

I want you guys to be the first of all my buddies that I wish to send
Happy New Year greetings...

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:

Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole
the election.
And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!

I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his inauguration, Obama
will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem,
solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem,
stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes,
stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the
Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and
achieve world peace . Then on the 7th day, He will rest.

2009 will be a better year. Reality
I like your optomistic sarcasm..:)UnsureLies:)

GT :)hand
 
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