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A conversation with Jesus

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back
yard having a scotch and soda along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened
to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply: "Men
find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard
to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply
was : "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it
can be used for good or bad".

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked
it . "Jesus", I said, "What is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied, "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart
and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but now, I have to finish your lawn."
 

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Gotta love a Mexican

That made me laugh out loud.........oh yea, I am a Mexican.......
 

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LMAO - And I could feel the joke coming a long way off!
BTW: I was talking to Jesus and he says to get back to work you freakin' gringos! :)grn
 
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