[Ultra26 # 1]

A conversation with Jesus

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back
yard having a scotch and soda along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened
to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply: "Men
find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard
to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply
was : "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it
can be used for good or bad".

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked
it . "Jesus", I said, "What is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied, "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart
and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but now, I have to finish your lawn."

 

[27 Awesome cat]

Good one

 

[H20Advantage]

LOL... Make sure you give Jesus a little something extra for Xmas

 

[Havasu1986]

LOL... Make sure you Jesus a little something extra for Xmas

Good tip...But his name is Gabriel..grn

 

[slowinhavasu]

Gotta love a Mexican

That made me laugh out loud.........oh yea, I am a Mexican.......

 

[Daddy-G]

LMAO - And I could feel the joke coming a long way off!
BTW: I was talking to Jesus and he says to get back to work you freakin' gringos! grn

 

[Biglue]

Nice. LOL

 

[new2cats]

That is as bad as the ole' Jose brothers...Hose-A & Hose-B!!!sphss

 

[HB reject]

That had me laughing out loud. Good one.

 

[Never Satisfied]

Very funny