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This has been around before,:)devil






























Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:







You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.


You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.


You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?


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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:




Democrat's Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does
the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock
the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that
would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.


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Republican's
Answer:


BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hydrashocks? ! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist








































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I guess I'm an Independent Redneck.

But, the Dems. reasoning process is being infused in our children.

Brings to mind the PTA meeting I went to in the 70's. A hypethetical situation was presented involving a group of three grammer school children walking home after school. Two bully kids attack and start beating on one of three kids. What would you advise the other two kids?

A. Help defend your friend being attacked.
B. Run away, and seek help.

Of course, you know what was advised.
 

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I guess I'm an Independent Redneck.

But, the Dems. reasoning process is being infused in our children.

Brings to mind the PTA meeting I went to in the 70's. A hypethetical situation was presented involving a group of three grammer school children walking home after school. Two bully kids attack and start beating on one of three kids. What would you advise the other two kids?

A. Help defend your friend being attacked.
B. Run away, and seek help.

Of course, you know what was advised.
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You Sir,are not alone...As for the ? above,I would have to say..........
C. Pick up 2 foot stick of 1/2 inch rebar from roadside and begin to convince two said bullys to be more compasionate and understanding members of society....:)violent44...:D
 

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Republican with strong Redneck tendancies. ;)

I have already answered, to my satisfaction, all the liberal questions, so no need to review them in a time of crisis. ;)

IDPA match tonight, just finished loading 1,000 .45acp LSWC to carry my competition shooting till New Years.
Will load up a new 100 round batch of 230gr Hornady XTP's for "Oh darnit" use as soon as the brass is nicely polished. 1044 fps, still have about 50 left from a decade ago (I throw a few in competition on occasion, just because). :)
 

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110% OKLAHOMA REDNECK:D:)devil
 

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That is totally unrealistic, the democrat would drop to his knees, unzip the terrorist's fly start gobbling then turn around and offer his arse up to the muslim in supplication.:)sphss:)hand:)hand
 

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My location should answer the question. ;)
 

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Stumbled accross this little jewel on this topic elsewhere:
Congressman Dick Armey after the Monica Lewinsky affair, explaining how his wife would have reacted:
“I would be looking up from a pool of blood, hearing my wife say, ‘How do I reload this thing?’"
 

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That is totally unrealistic, the democrat would drop to his knees, unzip the terrorist's fly start gobbling then turn around and offer his arse up to the muslim in supplication.:)sphss:)hand:)hand
I can appreciate the way you and 75TX handle the precious china with a fockin sledge hammer....
 

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I can appreciate the way you and 75TX handle the precious china with a fockin sledge hammer....
For every china shop, there is a bull.
We seem to be "blessed" with 2 of them (bulls). :D:D
 

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I can appreciate the way you and 75TX handle the precious china with a fockin sledge hammer....

Only the truth as it is.

Did ya catch the article on the liberal loon that was kidnaped in the Mid East and said the constant raping wasn't to bad as it was part of the culture?:)sphss:)hand:)hand
 

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Only the truth as it is.

Did ya catch the article on the liberal loon that was kidnaped in the Mid East and said the constant raping wasn't to bad as it was part of the culture?:)sphss:)hand:)hand
NO!!! WTF!!! :mad:
 

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With all the 2nd amendmend debates we have had on here and a certian liberal to be unnamed, but I will give you 26 tries to figure it out, said over and over that he would not pick up a gun to save his loved ones.....put's that quote from 500 in reality don't it?
 

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Yup, some pyscho Brtish lib. There was some Brit guy giving lip service to the same situtation.

libs are losers:)sphss:)hand
Hopefully they spread something to the muslums! ;)
 
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