The Pool Bitch
Due to an impending law suit, I have about a million dollars to spend on some new underwear. Can the forum members please help guide me on my decision? I've got some big power going into them, so I'm thinking bigger will be better. Also keep in mind that my brother is going with the boxers, but I have heard that the superman shorts are faster, and even though we get along and there is no competition, I want to be faster. I plan on using them at Havasu, Florida, or maybe in the Bahamas if I can figure out how I can get there in my new Ford F650. Keep in mind that I won't listen to your advice because you're all a bunch of haters, but I refuse to go away. Also Jordy, please don't respond, as I hear you don't even wear underwear.