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BULLFROGS & [email protected] JOBS



A woman went into a store to buy her husband
a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found that

all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet,

but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.

They say it's been trained to give [email protected]!'

'[email protected] jobs!' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift,

and what if it's true...no more [email protected] jobs for her!

She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely

skeptical and laughed it off! .
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this

less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened

by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making

hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the

kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'

 

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I like that one.
 
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