[426hallet]

so wednesday was my birthday and all i wanted to do was go to dinner with my wife , hit up a bar and come home and just have some break stuff sex!!! im talking the kind of sex you only get once a year!!!


so when we get home , we hop into bed , she rolls over and goes to sleep :|err:|err:|err WTF

SHE SAYS SHE IS TO TIRED AND TO FULL FROM DINNER AND DRINKS AINT THAT A BITCH :|err

 

[fasterthanu]

so wednesday was my birthday and all i wanted to do was go to dinner with my wife , hit up a bar and come home and just have some break stuff sex!!! im talking the kind of sex you only get once a year!!!


so when we get home , we hop into bed , she rolls over and goes to sleep :|err:|err:|err WTF

SHE SAYS SHE IS TO TIRED AND TO FULL FROM DINNER AND DRINKS AINT THAT A BITCH :|err

HA HA Nope never had that happensphss

YES I am joking!!!

 

[jimthetoolman]

Ahh..... If it did I wouldn't tell ANYONE!

 

[hydroman916]

you said you wanted to have break stuff sex, maybe she wanted you to just TAKE it, I had a girlfriend once that did the same thing, so I just grabed her, ripped her clothes off and gave it to her, that was probly one of best nights that I had

 

[fleetimus]

Maybe that is why I am a BACHELOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[matt1840]

you said you wanted to have break stuff sex, maybe she wanted you to just TAKE it, I had a girlfriend once that did the same thing, so I just grabed her, ripped her clothes off and gave it to her, that was probly one of best nights that I had

Im with cory on this one... been there done that.. And yes, some of the best sex ever!

 

[fleetimus]

Slap on the ass and "roll over Bitch", we are going on an adventuredevildevildevil:|err


Then grab your balls, because it could go either way

 

[norcal73]

Break stuff sex? Maybe try another approach other than the bedroom. Different places. Sorry to hear that on your Bday.

norcal

 

[058]

Maybe that is why I am a BACHELOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, right....and I heard your right hand fell asleep on ya and your left hand had a headache........

 

[Chili]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ_R7KuYMS8

 

[Camoman]

Yeah, right....and I heard your right hand fell asleep on ya and your left hand had a headache........

BWAaaaahaaaahahhahaaaahhhahhhhahaahhhahhahhah

 

[Cas]

Slap on the ass and "roll over Bitch", we are going on an adventuredevildevildevil:|err


Then grab your balls, because it could go either way

don't you mean "black bitch"? and that's no way to treat your boat.....no wonder it refuses to open up to you

 

[707DOG]

she would have pissed in the morning to wake up with a sore azz and her eyes sealed shut from the facial she slept thrust

 

[acatitude]

Ahh..... If it did I wouldn't tell ANYONE!

Have to second this one, loldevil

 

[vdrive502]

Sounds like you married my EX WIFE LMAO

 

[426hallet]

hell she just might "BE" my ex-wife if this shit keeps up.. and they wonder why we go and buy hookerssphss

 

[SAR Skipper]

...SHE SAYS SHE IS TO TIRED AND TO FULL FROM DINNER AND DRINKS AINT THAT A BITCH :|err

Always make sure dinner is last....

hell she just might "BE" my ex-wife if this shit keeps up..

One word...RENT!

Slap on the ass and "roll over Bitch", we are going on an adventuredevildevildevil:|err
Then grab your balls, because it could go either way

hilhil

 

[matt1840]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ_R7KuYMS8

That songs the shit... one of my favs for sure..

 

[snopro176]

she would have pissed in the morning to wake up with a sore azz and her eyes sealed shut from the facial she slept thrust

OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!

those nights happen all to often it seems. i got just the song for you buddevil
its called "THE BULGE IN SATAN'S PANTS" by The Saddle tramps.i have no way of showing u but u gota hear it lol