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so wednesday was my birthday and all i wanted to do was go to dinner with my wife , hit up a bar and come home and just have some break stuff sex!!! im talking the kind of sex you only get once a year!!!


so when we get home , we hop into bed , she rolls over and goes to sleep :|err:|err:|err WTF

SHE SAYS SHE IS TO TIRED AND TO FULL FROM DINNER AND DRINKS AINT THAT A BITCH :|err
 

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so wednesday was my birthday and all i wanted to do was go to dinner with my wife , hit up a bar and come home and just have some break stuff sex!!! im talking the kind of sex you only get once a year!!!


so when we get home , we hop into bed , she rolls over and goes to sleep :|err:|err:|err WTF

SHE SAYS SHE IS TO TIRED AND TO FULL FROM DINNER AND DRINKS AINT THAT A BITCH :|err

HA HA Nope never had that happen:)sphss

YES I am joking!!!
 

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you said you wanted to have break stuff sex, maybe she wanted you to just TAKE it, I had a girlfriend once that did the same thing, so I just grabed her, ripped her clothes off and gave it to her, that was probly one of best nights that I had:D
 

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you said you wanted to have break stuff sex, maybe she wanted you to just TAKE it, I had a girlfriend once that did the same thing, so I just grabed her, ripped her clothes off and gave it to her, that was probly one of best nights that I had:D
Im with cory on this one... been there done that.. And yes, some of the best sex ever!
 

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Slap on the ass and "roll over Bitch", we are going on an adventure:)devil:)devil:)devil:|err


Then grab your balls, because it could go either way:D:D:D
 

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Break stuff sex? Maybe try another approach other than the bedroom. Different places. Sorry to hear that on your Bday.

norcal
 

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Maybe that is why I am a BACHELOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, right....and I heard your right hand fell asleep on ya and your left hand had a headache........:D
 

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she would have pissed in the morning to wake up with a sore azz and her eyes sealed shut from the facial she slept thru:)st
 

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hell she just might "BE" my ex-wife if this shit keeps up.. and they wonder why we go and buy hookers:)sphss
 

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...SHE SAYS SHE IS TO TIRED AND TO FULL FROM DINNER AND DRINKS AINT THAT A BITCH :|err
Always make sure dinner is last....

hell she just might "BE" my ex-wife if this shit keeps up..
One word...RENT!

Slap on the ass and "roll over Bitch", we are going on an adventure:)devil:)devil:)devil:|err
Then grab your balls, because it could go either way:D:D:D
hil:)hil:)
 

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she would have pissed in the morning to wake up with a sore azz and her eyes sealed shut from the facial she slept thru:)st
OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!:D

those nights happen all to often it seems. i got just the song for you bud:)devil
its called "THE BULGE IN SATAN'S PANTS" by The Saddle tramps.i have no way of showing u but u gota hear it lol
 
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