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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.



If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.


But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00 .


Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon

Makes you proud to be an American!!
 

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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.



If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.


But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00 .


Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon

Makes you proud to be an American!!
Nice math!:)devil
 

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:)devil That is great Hop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
 

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Better yet you drink your neighbors beer, all you get is a phat buzz and total profit on the cans :D. Then ride a horse to the plant to recycle. Thats it!!
 
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