Dave left for Zimbabwe this morning. He is actively looking for natives that have never tasted vodka and cranberry before. He will then bring them back to the states and give them taste tests. It worked for Booger King and Dave thought it would work great for Smirnoff. Dave the Adventurer. Here's to hoping that nothing "trajically happens" while Sir Dave is overseas. I hear the natives like really, really, really large men over there.
Just returned from Zimbabwe...My buddy OBAMA swung by Carlsbad International and zipped me over there(he has relatives)...Due to California being overrun by vdrivenut's hermanos and hermanas(that's brothers and sisters for you Idahoans) I was unable conduct the taste tests here...however...you know me, I never travel empty handed so we had just enough to complete my mission and the results are in...9 out of 10 Zimbabweeen's prefer Kimchatka over Grey Goose(kinda like VanBeenan). Turns out Kimchatka is the capital of Zimbabwe!! Who knew!!! Another one of Life's great questions answered!! And your right Lou...they do love large men over there...the King awarded me three wives for my trouble...of course I had to politely decline...but, I was tempted...one was the perfect size for sending under the deck to install boweyes...coulda made a fortune AND had a shoe-in winner for the Carlsbad 5000 5K run!!!great now we will be having Zimbabweeen's for the new years bash in MM,I am guessing they don't eat much,sure hope they don't drink like he can.