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Boy if you wanted to bring your family there to go boating, you'd propably think twice, then again maybe not, depending on if that was your scene, but hey, thats what brings the money, and its all about the money...............
 

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i hate the speeches cops think they have to give. i dont need a lecture. im gonna do what ever i did again. i have many cop friends and i always give them shizz cause of some of there stories. its borderline hypocritical do as i say not as i do. police officers get there get out of jail free cards and get to enjoy getting away with alot. (perk of the job) but dont lecture me just give me my ticket or let me go. there not teaching me a lesson. i got pulled over by chp one time and he came to my window asked me "why were you going to fast" i said cause i didnt see you in time. he chuckled under his breath ran my license and told me "that was a great answer" and sent me on my way.
 

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I'm not sure who the bigger dicks are, the cops or the boaters. I'm sure the show picks the worst footage of both to show.
especially the one with the lisp. the kid in the pontoon at the end, classic. I don't give you permission to board my vessel, hahahaha.

the one cop seems pretty cool. Thin older guy with mustache. There are some good ones who don't take the job to seriously and act like they are GOD!!
 

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I've got a lot of respect for law enforcement, but that one cop with the 2 stripes was a real DICK!!. You can say he was just doing his job, but he was a DICK!!
Well HELL I wonder why ???? If I had to deal with the asshats they were dealing with I would be Dick too...Just think what would you do if some drunk kid backed into your boat like the one in the Patoon ??? I know I would go BALLISTIC but then again I would not put myself in that position.IMO
 

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This is what I got from the episode:

1.When LEO talks to the driver of your boat, keep your mouth shut and just sit there, only speaking when spoken too.
2. Don't drink if you're driving.
3. Don't drink if you're under age
4. Don't drink if you're under age and you are an Explorer... WTF???
5. Don't create a wake in a no wake zone.
6. Don't run into the rocks or other boats
7. Don't overload your boat
8. IF YOU SEE A RENTAL BOAT, STAY AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE
9. Don't ride a jet ski without a PFD
10. Eat breakfast before you start boozing :)

Pretty much dont be stupid and LEO will most likely leave you alone. I was tired of the idiots 10 minutes into the show and I was only watching it...
 

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This is what I got from the episode:

1.When LEO talks to the driver of your boat, keep your mouth shut and just sit there, only speaking when spoken too.
2. Don't drink if you're driving.
3. Don't drink if you're under age
4. Don't drink if you're under age and you are an Explorer... WTF???
5. Don't create a wake in a no wake zone.
6. Don't run into the rocks or other boats
7. Don't overload your boat
8. IF YOU SEE A RENTAL BOAT, STAY AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE
9. Don't ride a jet ski without a PFD
10. Eat breakfast before you start boozing :)

Pretty much dont be stupid and LEO will most likely leave you alone. I was tired of the idiots 10 minutes into the show and I was only watching it...
You forgot one:
11. Don't throw trash in the lake :D
 

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i hate the speeches cops think they have to give. i dont need a lecture. im gonna do what ever i did again. i have many cop friends and i always give them shizz cause of some of there stories. its borderline hypocritical do as i say not as i do. police officers get there get out of jail free cards and get to enjoy getting away with alot. (perk of the job) but dont lecture me just give me my ticket or let me go. there not teaching me a lesson. i got pulled over by chp one time and he came to my window asked me "why were you going to fast" i said cause i didnt see you in time. he chuckled under his breath ran my license and told me "that was a great answer" and sent me on my way.

You mean he found out you lived in Fontana and let you go? Report this lazy officer immediately! LOL

Someone else mentioned the LEO calling it "his canyon". That's a pet peeve of mine, i cant' stand when LEO's call something "theirs"..."get that thing of my highway" etc. Bugs the shiat out of me....are you new officers listening? People don't want to hear that!

As for the show, haven't watched it lately. Saw a few kids being smart azzes to the cops while driving their dad's baller boats..and changed the channel.
 

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Funniest part is when they were trying to wake up the kid in the back of the pontoon....

Dude next time don't yell my name 100X to get me up tell me get up theres a ****ing cop standing over me...hahaha

Is it my imagination or should some of these rental places be shut down or not allowed to rent a boat to someone ynder 21 y/o. Seems like 80% of the people getting rolled are driving rentals.;):)bulb
 

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i was cracking up at the one younger guy driving a pontoon and when the cop asked if he was drinking he said "no you can blow me if you want" and the cop was like "i can do what?!" then the guys like "NO NO NO i mean breathalyze me sir!!"
 

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You forgot one:
11. Don't throw trash in the lake :D
My bad. That guys is lucky all he got was a ticket for littering. I was waiting for the cop to write him up for public intoxication because he wouldn't shut his mouth.

"some dude pissed in the bottle, wouldn't you be pissed if someone pissed on your boat?"

enough!!! shut your mouth and take the ticket before it gets worse. The best part of that stop was when he told him to put his hat on normal so he could see his eyes :D
 

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ah yes those were the days. Going to the river at about 22 years old.
The only thing you needed for a 10 day river trip was a truck, boat, 18 cases of beer, a tooth brush and a fist full of money. Man was life simple back then!
 
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