HAHA!Umm, at the risk of sounding like a hater...I thought this was a thread about pasties, not umbrellas. I didnt know they made pasties that would cover the ENTIRE thing sphss
Dam you guys are freakin ruff!
Get to the river soon so you can relax!
Make sure its a weekday! Weekends will just piss you off more!
Don't go near Pirates Cove as some girls in pasties may offened you it may be crowded and you may get poor service! I doubt it but hey if these chick offend you then...
Don't go the havasu channel after 11pm and expect park and get a drink!
Better yet sit at home, get in your boat, drink beer, and bag on some pictures on the internet.hand