[BoatCop]

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

 

[Inland Air Balance]

hil
Loving these threads.

 

[AzEliminator]

Freakin alan.............but good

 

[cordog009]

What's black and comes in little white cans?
Michael Jackson

 

[cordog009]

McDonald's is bringing out a new burger ..."Micheal Jackson Burger"...
It has 50 yr old meat inside 5 yr old buns.

 

[BoatCop]

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

 

[Devil's Advocate]

Only in America can you be born black and die white.

R.I.P Michael....(and young boys everywhere)

 

[HALLETT BOY]

Dam , Allan those are just cold ....

 

[HM]

Repeat...

What do a bride's shoes and Michael Jackson have in common?

They died white.

 

[Mblaster]

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

.sphss

 

[TNT]

My wife is a news junkie, she just read a story to me that Elton John was doing a concert when he was told of MJ's passing, he dedicated "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me " to MJ.

 

[shintoooo]

Q:What do Michael Jackson and Kmart have in common?

A:They both have boys pants half off!!

 

[Big Inch]

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Love it!

 

[Stealth M.F.]

They're saying Michael died of food poisoning, apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.

 

[76ELIMINATOR]

I heard he was taken to Childrens Hospital

 

[SummitKarl]

DATELINE:.......Vatican

Vatican officials rejoice at the passing of Michael Jackson.

"no more sloppy seconds for priests"....sphss

 

[thebeeter]

why does michael jackson wear high waters?


he just puts the first pair of pants he finds on when he wakes up.

 

[snoopjonnyjon]

They're saying Michael died of food poisoning, apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.

Really? I heard it was from eating a nine year old weiner.

 

[Mouzer]

They're saying Michael died of food poisoning, apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.

hilhilhil

 

[2Driver]

You dorks really think this whole thing is anything more than just a publicity stunt?

I'm pretty sure I just saw him and Elvis coming out of a Crispy Kreme in Scottsdale.