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Just want to know who is involved in the conspiracy to throw me over Parker Dam? Looking for some backup. Tom Brown has offered
up his fly swatter and a 10 ft. rope as a sign of support.
 

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With 4 kids I have had lots of practice. Although I found that I was worthless as a father until they got to be around 6 months old. Although if I can get the man-boob from Dinero from the Fockers movie then maybe I can be of more assistance. ;)
 

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I'll bring a couple extra water pistols and slingshot balloon launcher.
 

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Thanks for the heads up. I was really meaning to be aimed at RD and his posse'. Not boaters.

I got hit by one of those slingshot balloons couple years back and left a good welt on side of my head. So I am a PASS on those activities. Although I am still immature enough to blow off illegal fireworks.
 

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I'm gonna start a new sub section then; called C list. One or two drinks and I am SHOT.
Besides I only drink kamikazes, frozen tequilla, or drinks with an umbrella.
 

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I'm gonna start a new sub section then; called C list. One or two drinks and I am SHOT.
Besides I only drink kamikazes, frozen tequilla, or drinks with an umbrella.
Remember how he tried to Kick you in the junk last time...wear a cup..But if you show up with Coors Light and Patron, you could turn the tables on him...RD is a lightweight..

Just remember to tell him...RD SUXS
 

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Thanks for the tip.:)devil:)devil
 

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I have a funny feeling, I am getting the 3am "can you bail me out" call this weekend, and I''ll end up bailing out a guy in a pink tutu, with stuff drawn all over his face:D
 

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Oh man.... you are gonna wake up with your shorts around your ankles and atleast 10oz of ky jelly dripping out of your a$$.... I vote yes if will be a good time ,just not for you.... don't worry the parker all stars don't kiss and tell
 

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Just want to know who is involved in the conspiracy to throw me over Parker Dam? Looking for some backup. Tom Brown has offered
up his fly swatter and a 10 ft. rope as a sign of support.
If he has a big bucket and sacks of concrete on the dock,, might as well stay in your boat and cruise on by!



Guaranteed a good time there Chris, Dave is a great host, especially if you like Bud Lime.
 

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I'm gonna start a new sub section then; called C list. One or two drinks and I am SHOT.
Besides I only drink kamikazes, frozen tequilla, or drinks with an umbrella.
"F list" for ***. :D
Take some diapers with you. Maybe some earplugs. :D
 
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