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ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch

Posted Mar 27th 2009 5:05PM by TMZ Staff

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.
Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.
 

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Ahhh...hello...doesn't everyone know you aren't supposed to kiss the hooker?
 

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I wonder how many shamwow's for a bj:D
if you order yours now ...
 

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But, everyone knows when a hooker bites your tongue you're supposed to kick em in the balls. :)grn
 

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Now that is just too funny , Vince hires a hooker ...almost like pee wee Herman getting caught masturbating in a public theater ...maybe it's just my warped sense of humor ...
 

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shlomi didn't get to show the salami to the pay for hot mommy
instead he got bit on his tongee
 

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Got that camera guy


copied from TomD at River Daves Place :D
 

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Putting your toungue i a hookers mouth is just plain nasty:)grn
 

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Too bad she didn't get a good bite, maybe we would be spared his irritating voice if she had gotten a good grip on it.
 

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