The Drive To Burley....

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Mid-Life Crisis

Discussion Starter · Jun 24, 2009

So far the K-711 Mobile Training Unit is fast at work preparing me for the big race. By 11:45AM I have finished my 3rd cocktail and tequila shots are soon to follow.

)eek

)The girls are swinging on the stripper pole practicing for the Burley Parade... Hagatha, the ring leader, now that her asshole husband is in Kansas is enjoying her new found freedom...

eh

With no trailer brakes and a driver on his cell phone texting, we should be there by Thursday Nite...

hand

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rivergames

· #2 · Jun 24, 2009

What kind of party is that without any midgets wearing chaps?

rocket98

· #3 · Jun 24, 2009

Mid-Life Crisis said:
So far the K-711 Mobile Training Unit is fast at work preparing me for the big race. By 11:45AM I have finished my 3rd cocktail and tequila shots are soon to follow. )eek)The girls are swinging on the stripper pole practicing for the Burley Parade... Hagatha, the ring leader, now that her asshole husband is in Kansas is enjoying her new found freedom...eh With no trailer brakes and a driver on his cell phone texting, we should be there by Thursday Nite...hand

Now that's what I call traveling......PS don't forget about the roller that comes off the island going into the first turn.

Mid-Life Crisis

Discussion Starter · #4 · Jun 24, 2009

rocket98 said:
Now that's what I call traveling......PS don't forget about the roller that comes off the island going into the first turn.

CHECK!! I've been watching the Burley 2007 video for some pointers and I've learned 2 things...

1) That roller kicks everyone's ass

2) ....and so does Duff Daily

TBI

· #5 · Jun 24, 2009

I'm in Salt Lake until Thurs afternoon, if anybody runs into car trouble or needs anything on their way through town, I'd be happy to help

hand

rivergames

· #6 · Jun 24, 2009

TBI said:
I'm in Salt Lake until Thurs afternoon, if anybody runs into car trouble or needs anything on their way through town, I'd be happy to help hand

ANYTHING?

sphss

TBI

· #7 · Jun 24, 2009

rivergames said:
ANYTHING? sphss

:|err

JakeC.

· #8 · Jun 25, 2009

steve, dont worry. that is all standard procedure. things just wouldnt be the same if it went down any differently

Rattle Can Lou

· #9 · Jun 25, 2009

I decided to pull up stakes about 6 pm tomorrow so I can get to Burley and party with the dogs tomorrow night. That 2 1/2 hour drive is gonna kick my ass. I'll need nourishment upon arrival.....

the real k-boat king

· #10 · Jun 25, 2009

no worries

Mid-Life Crisis said:
So far the K-711 Mobile Training Unit is fast at work preparing me for the big race. By 11:45AM I have finished my 3rd cocktail and tequila shots are soon to follow. )eek)The girls are swinging on the stripper pole practicing for the Burley Parade... Hagatha, the ring leader, now that her asshole husband is in Kansas is enjoying her new found freedom...eh With no trailer brakes and a driver on his cell phone texting, we should be there by Thursday Nite...hand

we know the women in the rig have no worries riding with you, your like a little powder puff compared to eason. i can here it now, what are you going to do with that
LITTE THING BOY.

devil

steve d

· #11 · Jun 25, 2009

Rattle Can Lou said:
I decided to pull up stakes about 6 pm tomorrow so I can get to Burley and party with the dogs tomorrow night. That 2 1/2 hour drive is gonna kick my ass. I'll need nourishment upon arrival.....

....................................

devil

Rexone

· #12 · Jun 25, 2009

Rattle Can Lou said:
I decided to pull up stakes about 6 pm tomorrow so I can get to Burley and party with the dogs tomorrow night. That 2 1/2 hour drive is gonna kick my ass. I'll need nourishment upon arrival.....

Cry me a river. Dickbag.

rocket98

· #13 · Jun 25, 2009

Mid-Life Crisis said:
CHECK!! I've been watching the Burley 2007 video for some pointers and I've learned 2 things...

1) That roller kicks everyone's ass

2) ....and so does Duff Daily

George Woods said it best "If the boat fly's don't peddle it you got to keep on the gas or your going to crash on the chime........Good luck Steve

devil

Rattle Can Lou

· #14 · Jun 25, 2009

Rexone said:
Cry me a river. Dickbag.

You should seek a doctor's help for your anger issues. What time do you arrive. Should I look forward to a Rexie sighting at the sheep ranch in Burley tomorrow evening.

rocket98

· #15 · Jun 25, 2009

Rattle Can Lou said:
You should seek a doctor's help for your anger issues. What time do you arrive. Should I look forward to a Rexie sighting at the sheep ranch in Burley tomorrow evening.

Are you going to keep your best girls all combed out for him...Bet it's going to be a baaaaaaad weekend......Have a great time wish I was there..

devil

TBI

· #16 · Jun 25, 2009

Rattle Can Lou said:
I decided to pull up stakes about 6 pm tomorrow so I can get to Burley and party with the dogs tomorrow night. That 2 1/2 hour drive is gonna kick my ass. I'll need nourishment upon arrival.....

There goes the neighborhood

hammers

Rexone

· #17 · Jun 25, 2009

Rattle Can Lou said:
You should seek a doctor's help for your anger issues. What time do you arrive. Should I look forward to a Rexie sighting at the sheep ranch in Burley tomorrow evening.

I doubt it chubby cheeks. Unlike you we have some serious mileage ahead and don't have the luxury of jaunting off early from work to go shoot the shit and party like there is no tomorrow to deal with. Don't forget in your haste to leave early to turn your krylon cans upside down for a quick squirt so they don't clog over the weekend while you're off bouncin golf balls off your brothers.

SANGER SS396

· #18 · Jun 25, 2009

Burley ???????

The jerk is going to be there in the morning. Watch out rclhehehhe

Jerkizoid

· #19 · Jun 25, 2009

Ah Howdy....

I'm here! It never really gets dull or seem old when pulling (finaly) into Heyburn-Paul-Burley! 12 hours on the road for us however the Buick needed a little more than a cool down at the ole pump station. 96 degrees over Blue mountains and it cooled to 94 rolling through Boise! Ya, RCL or LouLou should stay and sweat here permantly, he deserves this desert. Finally hit Mountain Home and its down to 85 at 7:30pm! Super 8 has 20 rooms, first come first serve and Best Western had 4 cancellations.

Of interest, E39 Marlin IS coming to take on the jerk and believe it or not, PC871 Sweet Caroline, a former Pro Comp & record holding Lavey IS parked next to 'Gone Broke again' SS26/SK87 and is quite excited to be at his first big event. Red Bluff is the closest he has come to seeing real circle boats in action! Now add 'Go For Broke' , SS76 'Orange Crush', SS701 and the Lavey Navey has experienced offspring! Well, it was a long cold winter?!
Are crackers coming or not? Randy, hope you still bring P29 to defend your Nostalgia Endurance title!

Tomarrow, we test three props and put her on Kill, Tony.....I brought the pass seat, any takers? Bilgie? RCL? Rexie? been around the island?

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pops454

· #20 · Jun 26, 2009

Steve.......... you are in the best of hands and by now you are well Eason-nized............ lol. don't piss off Deb and you'll be OK!!

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