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THE COUNTRY of TEXAS

In case things get a little tough during the next few months we Texans have a plan.

Maybe you don't know it, but Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union. (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

We Texans love all y'all Americans, but we'll probably have to take action since Barrack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A.

We'll miss y'all though.

Here is what can happen:

1. Barrack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States, begins to try and create a socialist country. Then, Texas announces that it is going to secede from the Union.

2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas. You might not think that he talks too pretty, but we haven't had another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came to roost.

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space industry.
2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.
3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with Texas," will take on a whole new meaning.
4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask Obama?
5. Natural Gas - again, we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm...
6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment - small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Misconduct, Dallas Semiconductor, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.
7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers. The Houston Medical Center alone employs over 65,000 people.
8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Texas Christian, Rice, SMU, University of Dallas, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT (University of North Texas), Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.
9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn't restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in Texas, we are a Right to Work State and therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done. And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.
10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.
11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard, the Texas Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.
12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. We don't need any food.
13. Three of the ten largest cities in the United States, and twenty-three of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in Texas. And, Texas also has more land than California, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Maryland, Rhode Island, and Vermont combined.
14. Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in Texas.
15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see, nothing rusts in Texas so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Barrack Hussein Obama: with his African Arab Muslim Heritage. Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications. You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since the election of Obama, God has predicted global warming, you won't need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat out of Global Warming. And, since Obama has prohibited exploration for Oil in the Atlantic, Caribbean areas for future Oil drilling within 100 miles of shore, there will not
be any to buy or use. In other words, the rest of y'all in the USA are screwed!

Signed,
The People of Texas

P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about!

Sleep well tonight 'cause the eyes of Texas are on YOU!!

One Nation, Under God!!

You know, Life's tough....it's even tougher if you're stupid. A bunch of
Idiots elected this man who in just 3 months as Junior Senator now is so smart that he is going to SAVE the U.S.??? We hope it is from HIM!!
 

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If I had to do it all over, I'd have started my business in TX. To bad TX doesn't have the mountains like northern NM. I did however transplant my chick from Dallas.
 

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One day when I sell my business. I will be knocking on Texas door. Been there a few times and liked it very much. Sounds like a great country.
 

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Let us know when fellas.....Got lots of room for non Liberal type folks. I'm sure LA and OK will be joining us in the new "Union"......;)
 

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Let us know when fellas.....Got lots of room for non Liberal type folks. I'm sure LA and OK will be joining us in the new "Union"......;)
I hope your right,if not we might have to pack up and land somewhere around Kemah or League City area.
 

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Let us know when fellas.....Got lots of room for non Liberal type folks. I'm sure LA and OK will be joining us in the new "Union"......;)
:)devil ya damn skippy ;)
 

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Texas is looking better and better every day. If only they could get rid of all that Katrina trash. But they do have Chuck Norris!:)devil
 

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Texas is looking better and better every day. If only they could get rid of all that Katrina trash. But they do have Chuck Norris!:)devil
Got Ted Nugent too. He speaks pretty bluntly about HusseinO......:D

To parphrase Davy Crockett speaking before Congress, "You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas....."
 

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Let us know when fellas.....Got lots of room for non Liberal type folks. I'm sure LA and OK will be joining us in the new "Union"......;)
Lookin' better every day. Might just re-evaluate my plans. Hey Tex, got room for one more hard core right wing conservative?
 

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Lookin' better every day. Might just re-evaluate my plans. Hey Tex, got room for one more hard core right wing conservative?
if he doesn't okla does:)bulb
 

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Lookin' better every day. Might just re-evaluate my plans. Hey Tex, got room for one more hard core right wing conservative?
Make that three.

I have now picked up some persistent admirers from my local government that are making my decisions easier.
 

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Ark. will join in too! Don't count us out!!!! WT:)devil
 

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Born and raised a Texan, visited elsewhere, but I am not going nowhere, but the Texas Hill Country. Got some property out there, just need to move on up there... about 30 mins north of Fort Hood. Yes there are plenty of lakes here! Please leave all the libbys behind when you move to Texas, don't bring any with you, we don't really like those types here... Oh, and don't forget to mention that Texas women are the hottest in the country, don't forget that.... As I visited other places I noticed how pale and plain the women were elsewhere, with a few exceptions as always, but maybe those women were from Texas and just visiting elsewhere too.... I guess it's the heat/humidity down here that keeps our women in nice shape and tan.... I couldn't wait to get back to Texas when I was in New York, LOL....
 

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I'm all for it, and agree 100% with the motivation and reasons, but I'm afraid Texas would become the first "country" the US Military would ttack, occupy and overthrow....it would be ugly.
 

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Only 2 things come from Texas.......Steers and Queers and I don't see any horns.......don't forget the crazy coon ass's next door.......lots of oil, refineries, chemical production, crawfish and Mardi Gras!

Of course I have to flee la la land out here if it happens.....But it seems there are lot of good ole boys out here that may follow........
 

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Texas secedes
Other states follow and join up
Every state joins up and leaves the District of Columbia behind
New country ratifies the old constitution and we leave Obama holding the bag.
The Chinese are so pissed because they are holding Obama's multi trillion dollar notes that they bomb Washington.
We don't say s#it
Budget is now in the black
Everybody gets up in the morning and goes back to work:D
 

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I'm all for it, and agree 100% with the motivation and reasons, but I'm afraid Texas would become the first "country" the US Military would ttack, occupy and overthrow....it would be ugly.
If it comes to the point of secession, I'd wager a lot of military would be volunteering for reassignment to TX bases. We'd welcome them in and help them get here......I envision convoys headed this way.

And since the majority of southern states feel pretty much like we Texans do, don't be surprised when lots of bases have unscheduled takeoffs heading to TX. More likely Tx will just be the first state anyway. From Florida to Alaska, US citizens are fed up with this pariah the country has fallen for in the 2008 ACORN sponsored ballot box fiasco.

This obviously is all conjecture but if it happened, as a betting man I see the bulk of the military choosing sides, the side for democracy and freedom, living by the US Constitution which will ultimately be part of the Texas revolution, not the new Marxist order of the Kenyan's takeover. Hell the new Texas diplomatic HQ in Washingto CD will likely be the Pentagon.:)devil:|err
 
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