[SummitKarl]

The Ten Commandments According to Obama​

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE
V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. SOURCE
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. SOURCE

 

[thumbs]

According to Obama.....Did you read the sources?

Obama was asked if he'd like to see his face on the mountain with Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Roosevelt.

"I dont think my ears would fit," Obama said, laughing. "There's only so much rock up there."

But John McCain couldn't apologize quickly enough after Bill Cunningham, a conservative talk radio host, warmed up a Cincinnati rally with a few loaded references to "Barack Hussein Obama." Asked afterwards if it was appropriate to use the Senator's middle name, McCain said, "No, it is not. Any comment that is disparaging of either Senator Clinton or Senator Obama is totally inappropriate."

 

[Old Texan]

According to Obama.....Did you read the sources?

I think it is intended as humor.....Or is political humor restricted to late night talk shows beating up on Sarah Palin???????

Odd how everything posted has to have documented proof for you Libbie guys. Why is that? More of this "Change" we were told was coming?

 

[redneckcharlie]

I think it is intended as humor.....Or is political humor restricted to late night talk shows beating up on Sarah Palin???????

Odd how everything posted has to have documented proof for you Libbie guys. Why is that? More of this "Change" we were told was coming?

Whats the point of documenting anything anyway? They'll simply deny the validity of it. Its pretty comical.

 

[checkr'd past]

Great stuff ,thanks for the laugh

 

[Old Texan]

Whats the point of documenting anything anyway? They'll simply deny the validity of it. Its pretty comical.

Yet a questionable copy of Cert. of Live Birth posted on the internet is readily accepted.....Go figure. hand