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PARKING TICKET
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a sh..-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote...Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired... It's important at our age.


Doc and OT is this about your guys?:)devil
 

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Not quite but I'm there in the spirit of it.....Doc's out by the college looking for a truck with an operaters Union sticker next to the O sticker to call attention to the "fat" meter maid.:)devil
 

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Sniff...Sniff

There it is again.:)sphss:)hand:)hand
 

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Question....

I've heard the story of the little girl and the liberal and how she questioned the difference between deer, cow, and horse shit, and how the liberal didn't know "shit"...This brings up another "shit" question.... I've been under a number of bridges in my day, and have never seen any Troll shit?...... Is it possible that is the reason that Trolls are so full of shit? Because they are incapable of dropping a load in the normal way?...... Must be tough going through life full of shit, with no hope for anything to change in the future.....
Ray
PS No lefties were insulted in this post, and Trolls are a case of "mind over matter"... I don't mind, and they don't matter.....
 

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That is the beauty of these type jokes. You can change them to bash anyone or group you so desire. Case in point:

It was the night of the Presidential Candidate debate. As the Democratic Hopeful was entering the building he looked down the alley and saw a small boy playing with a pile of dung. Curious, he goes over to the boy and asks, "what are you doing son?" The boy looks up at him and says, " I'm making a Republican Presidential Candidate." The Democrat laughs and runs to find the Republican candidate. He finds him and drags him out to the ally and says, "Go ask that kid what he's doing!" The Republican looks and says, "It's obvious what he's doing, he's playing wit a pile of dung." The Democrat not wanting to be denied his joke says, "Yes, but ask him what he's making." So the Republican asks and the little boys says, " I'm making a Republican Presidential Candidate." The Democrat is laughing and the Republican Candidate asks, "So, why aren't you making a Democrat Candidate instead?" The little boy looks up and says, "There just isn't enough crap to make one of those."
 

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That is the beauty of these type jokes. You can change them to bash anyone or group you so desire. Case in point:

It was the night of the Presidential Candidate debate. As the Democratic Hopeful was entering the building he looked down the alley and saw a small boy playing with a pile of dung. Curious, he goes over to the boy and asks, "what are you doing son?" The boy looks up at him and says, " I'm making a Republican Presidential Candidate." The Democrat laughs and runs to find the Republican candidate. He finds him and drags him out to the ally and says, "Go ask that kid what he's doing!" The Republican looks and says, "It's obvious what he's doing, he's playing wit a pile of dung." The Democrat not wanting to be denied his joke says, "Yes, but ask him what he's making." So the Republican asks and the little boys says, " I'm making a Republican Presidential Candidate." The Democrat is laughing and the Republican Candidate asks, "So, why aren't you making a Democrat Candidate instead?" The little boy looks up and says, "There just isn't enough crap to make one of those."
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Anyone who would condone something like that is as much of a POS scumbag as anyone who would do it.:)hand
Apparently Doc found the truck......Be sure and pay your tickets, wouldn't want you getting picked up on a bench warrant sometime down the road would we....
 

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There is no truck! It's a city bus with a welfare student pass paid for with student loans. His only real expense in life that is not covered by government assistance is his union dues. hil:) hil:)
 

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Anyone who would condone something like that is as much of a POS scumbag as anyone who would do it.:)hand
How about just laughing at the joke? You buzzkiller. You're getting pretty uptight these days. :D
 
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