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you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old?'ll love this one!

My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate, after he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .

'yes, yes i did. I'm a mustang! ' he gleamed with pride.

'when did you graduate?' i asked

he answered, in 1975. Why do you ask?

'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then that ugly,

old, bald,

wrinkled, fat,

gray haired, decrepit,

son of a gun asked...

'what class did you teach?


Marine Organism
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:lmao1: I'm gonna pass that one on! Thanks! :)
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