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I bought a new Dodge Big Horn and returned to the dealer
yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the
speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On
My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music,
and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome
songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my
new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'AssHole!'
Immediately the radio responded
with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President
of the United States."
Damn, I love my Dodge
truck.......
 

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