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My wife sent me this today and I thought you guys would enjoy it::)

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours .
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000...Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.


WHO'S YA DADDY ?
 

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Tell your wife:

My wife sent me this today and I thought you guys would enjoy it::)

Your last name stays put.
-Our first name varies on mood
The garage is all yours
-With your chrismas crap taking up half of it
Wedding plans take care of themselves
-We just pay for it
Chocolate is just another snack
-Which we hear you bitch about
You can be President
-Uhh... you read the paper?
You can never be pregnant
-Just feel like it
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
-With yellow stains under the arms
You can wear NO shirt to a water park
-Without you laughling about my chest hair... i think not
Car mechanics tell you the truth
-Then charge us up the ass
The world is your urinal
-Unless your 1/2 way down the 40...
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky
-We drive YOU to the next one WTF?
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
-Unless it's right-hand thread
Same work, more pay
-Not anymore...
Wrinkles add character
-You keep your hair
Wedding dress $5000...Tux rental-$100
-And we pay for both
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
-Just the belly
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
-Says who... steel toes suck
One mood all the time
-Only around you... when we have to be good
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
-Not with any women I know
You know stuff about tanks
-You know stuff about cakes... doesn't mean I see them often
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
-becuase we filled the pick-up bed with your crap
You can open all your own jars
-True... this is your job (ouch!) :D
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
-From you?!
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend
-Unless you say so
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
-And don't have 3 miles of lacey crap
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
-2, sandals don't count
You almost never have strap problems in public
-Baseball players... hello!
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
-Just don't care
Everything on your face stays its original color
-Till you smack it
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
-Just don't need to cut it twice a month
You only have to shave your face and neck
-Oh no honey, im Polish!
You can play with toys all your life
-You ride in them all your life
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons
-Mostly empty becuase of above
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
-But you do even though you shouldn't (gonna get crap for that one!) :):)punch
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife
-And you pay $100??
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
-Not according to you
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
-Mostly yours!
No wonder men are happier
-It's true... still


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So very true.
 

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If we ever do get melancholy simply hearing the sound of a big block with dry stack headers is enough to snap us out of it. :D
 

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i bought a 7 pack of underwear for $6 and change. :D
 
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