For those that can take it. :|err
handLast night my daughter walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance, stop paying my college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPad, and jewelry and give it to charity. Sell my car and take my front door key and throw me out of the house".
Well, she didn't actually put it like that. She said, "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."