This weekend is the summer opening event for the Hot Boat Outlaws at Lake San Antonio. Festivities will include various trophies for some outlandish catagories, as well as a Bikini Contest with pro models and a Beefcake Contest with the Young, Middle Aged, and Antique (me), represented. Big BBQ Saturday evening, with the campfire. Some of the trophies:
** Best of Show-(Boat on a rope!!)
** Best of Go and Clean it Later
** Bikini Contest Winner (Outlaw wives to Judge this one!!)
** Biggest Fuel Burner (I can't compete with the blown jets on this one!)
** Beefcake Contest Winner (I don't stand a chance in hell on this one!!)
** Few more that I can't remember??
We will hit the Waystation on Friday night between 7:30-8:00 for dinner, a birthday cake for Heidi, (61) on Saturday. (our 20th Anniversary today)
We will be in A Loop, North Shore. My Scouts will be 100 yards away in another Camp, and have challenged the Outlaws to a canoe race on Saturday afternoon. Personally, I don't think the Outlaws stand a chance. This how the canoe race works: Every time you hear a whistle once, you switch front to back with your partner. Everytime you hear a whistle blow twice, you bail out of the canoe and get back in. All of this while going across an area of the lake to the other side and back. I would suggest that we take the chutes off of our Lifeline jackets for this one. Gonna be fun to watch the fat guys!!