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    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.


    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.



    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.


    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
    aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00 .


    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon

    Makes you proud to be an American!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hopdaddie View Post
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.


    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.



    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.


    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
    aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00 .


    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon

    Makes you proud to be an American!!
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    LMFAO!!!

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    That is great Hop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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    What if you walk less and drink more? Do this mean I throw off the average?

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    that's it. I'm investing in the crews tossed aluminum cans.
    Takin it home

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    Better yet you drink your neighbors beer, all you get is a phat buzz and total profit on the cans . Then ride a horse to the plant to recycle. Thats it!!
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