New investment opportunities!

1. ## New investment opportunities!

If you had purchased \$1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have \$49.00 today.

If you had purchased \$1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have \$33.00 today.

If you had purchased \$1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have \$0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased \$1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received \$214.00 .

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon

Makes you proud to be an American!!

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If you had purchased \$1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have \$49.00 today.

If you had purchased \$1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have \$33.00 today.

If you had purchased \$1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have \$0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased \$1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received \$214.00 .

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon

Makes you proud to be an American!!
Nice math!

4. LMFAO!!!

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6. That is great Hop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

7. What if you walk less and drink more? Do this mean I throw off the average?

8. that's it. I'm investing in the crews tossed aluminum cans.

9. Better yet you drink your neighbors beer, all you get is a phat buzz and total profit on the cans . Then ride a horse to the plant to recycle. Thats it!!

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